<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><!-- generator="WordPress.com" -->
<rss version="0.92">
<channel>
	<title>The Junior Neurologist</title>
	<link>http://juniorneurologist.wordpress.com</link>
	<description>&#34;All art is quite useless.&#34; ~Oscar Wilde</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:32:51 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss092</docs>
	<language>en</language>
	
	<item>
		<title>Why thank you!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I got lots of compliments on my hair, hat, and boots today. 
I&#8217;m not so sure it was the hair itself that garnered the praise, but maybe the combination of the soft, luxurious red curls peeking out from an equally soft creme-colored knit hat was an irresistible combination. Add in a pair of adorable pale [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=juniorneurologist.wordpress.com&blog=3220279&post=413&subd=juniorneurologist&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://juniorneurologist.wordpress.com/2009/12/08/why-thank-you/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>It&#8217;s been real, Virginia.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[See you in two weeks.
(I have been insanely busy. I might get around to updating on Saturday.)
Posted in *Sigh*       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=juniorneurologist.wordpress.com&blog=3220279&post=411&subd=juniorneurologist&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://juniorneurologist.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/its-been-real-virginia/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>&#8220;Sock It To Me!&#8221;&#8211;A short story.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A black, beady eye stared back at me.
I screamed, dropped my laundry, and hit my head on the wall across from the dryer. Shocked, I stared as a long, silvery tongue slithered out of the lint trap, wrapped itself around my purple sock, and pulled the sock into the depths of the dryer. What WAS [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=juniorneurologist.wordpress.com&blog=3220279&post=408&subd=juniorneurologist&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://juniorneurologist.wordpress.com/2009/11/04/sock-it-to-me-a-short-story/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>An Open Letter To My Laptop.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Reggie,
The noises your fan is making scare me. You can be very quiet, but then your fan starts shrieking and it is very disturbing. Just hang on until I can go get some compressed air and . . . clean out your fan. 
I&#8217;m a mature person and I refuse to go for the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=juniorneurologist.wordpress.com&blog=3220279&post=406&subd=juniorneurologist&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://juniorneurologist.wordpress.com/2009/10/25/an-open-letter-to-my-laptop/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>BLAST FROM THE PAST: Leg Hair Edition.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just seeing that title, what would you think this post would be about?
If you guessed my first leg-shaving experience, then you&#8217;re wrong.
No, this experience is much, MUCH more recent than that one.
Let&#8217;s go back to the Summer of 2007, shall we?
This was my second summer as a day camp counselor at the delight that was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=juniorneurologist.wordpress.com&blog=3220279&post=282&subd=juniorneurologist&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://juniorneurologist.wordpress.com/2009/10/13/blast-from-the-past-leg-hair-edition/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Overheard On Campus.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Random girl on the phone: &#8220;So he was all like: &#8216;yeah, when I kissed you I felt something inside of me that I&#8217;d never felt before.&#8217;&#8221;
My brain: &#8220;THAT&#8217;S WHAT SHE SAID!&#8221;
Real mature.
Posted in This makes me laugh!       <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=juniorneurologist.wordpress.com&blog=3220279&post=400&subd=juniorneurologist&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://juniorneurologist.wordpress.com/2009/10/13/overheard-on-campus/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>What I&#8217;ve been up to.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My life has been kind of hectic, but tonight I am taking time away from folding laundry to give you the run-down on why I can&#8217;t sit down and write.
School&#8211;We are slowly approaching the middle of the semester. I&#8217;m only in three classes this semester, which is great because if I were taking more I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=juniorneurologist.wordpress.com&blog=3220279&post=396&subd=juniorneurologist&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://juniorneurologist.wordpress.com/2009/10/11/what-ive-been-up-to/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Untitled.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m alive.
Well, those of you who read this blog typically talk to me outside of this anyway, so that really wasn&#8217;t a worry.
Anyway, just a quick update before I buckle down and write my Othello paper (due in 17 hours, give or take). Life is keeping me incredibly busy, but hopefully I&#8217;ll have time for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=juniorneurologist.wordpress.com&blog=3220279&post=393&subd=juniorneurologist&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://juniorneurologist.wordpress.com/2009/10/05/untitled/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Poems, Round 2.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ode to a Summer&#8217;s Day at the Oregon National Primate Research Center (a Shakespearean sonnet)
The wind blows softly on the summer day,
Relaxing out on the wooden bench.
We expect to smell a fragrant bouquet,
But we gag from the putrid monkey stench.
What does a monkey smell like? You may ask—
Take the smelliest things in creation,
Mix them all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=juniorneurologist.wordpress.com&blog=3220279&post=391&subd=juniorneurologist&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://juniorneurologist.wordpress.com/2009/09/16/poems-round-2/</link>
			</item>
	<item>
		<title>Poems, Round 1.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On Love:
“I love you.”
A whisper.
A touch.
“Please don’t do this to me.”
A prayer.
A wish.
“Just a bit longer.”
I roll into Chevron on fumes.
“That’ll do car. That’ll do.”
*****
On An Article of Clothing:
They call to me
From the mighty depths of the closet:
“Wear us”
“caress us”
“gaze upon us.”
Impracticality! My brain shouts, They will just bring suffering!
Promises of beauty:
“Elongate the leg-line!”
“Shape the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=juniorneurologist.wordpress.com&blog=3220279&post=389&subd=juniorneurologist&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://juniorneurologist.wordpress.com/2009/09/09/poems-round-1/</link>
			</item>
</channel>
</rss>
