Wanted: A Perfectly Proportioned Husband.

If . . .

. . . you’re a man . . .

. . . you like feisty redheads . . .

. . . you like nerds . . .

. . . you don’t mind constantly being outdone by someone else . . .

. . . you’re filthy rich and want a trophy wife . . .

(or if you’re just curious).

Then give me your wrist size. Or click here. And then get back to me on your proportions.

The winner gets to die with the knowledge that they are the Greek epitome of manliness.

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